{"id":296,"date":"2016-07-27T13:57:24","date_gmt":"2016-07-27T12:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidjohntaylor.co.uk\/?p=296"},"modified":"2016-07-27T13:58:36","modified_gmt":"2016-07-27T12:58:36","slug":"quick-post-27072016-pooper-what-a-load-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidjohntaylor.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/07\/27\/quick-post-27072016-pooper-what-a-load-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Quick Post: 27\/07\/2016 &#8211; Pooper &#8211; What a load of&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Pooper &#8211;\u00a0the app for crap?<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_298\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-298\" class=\"wp-image-298 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/davidjohntaylor.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/poop-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"poop\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidjohntaylor.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/poop-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/davidjohntaylor.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/poop-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/davidjohntaylor.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/poop-1024x512.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/davidjohntaylor.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/poop.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-298\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Happy pooping?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I still really want to believe this app isn&#8217;t real. \u00a0Lets be honest &#8211; if you have taken the decision to have a dog as a pet, then there&#8217;s consequences, like picking up its &#8220;poop&#8221; to consider. \u00a0You surely can&#8217;t offload that to a third party to do (doo)?<\/p>\n<p>Essentially, your dog does its poop, and you open the app to report it, but, (and don&#8217;t read the next bit if you&#8217;re eating), you then PHOTOGRAPH it, add a geolocation point, and request a &#8220;scooper&#8221; to pick it up!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pooper: Never pick up your dog&#039;s poop again\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eC14Ohz5h4Q?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Scoopers are paid per pick-up, and app users have a number of different pricing tiers depending on how &#8220;regular&#8221; your dog is!<\/p>\n<p>I was also thinking&#8230;\u00a0what happens when you&#8217;re chased down the road by irate citizens who think you&#8217;ve left a big steaming pile of dog poop on the pavement? \u00a0&#8220;Oh don&#8217;t worry, my scooper will be there in a minute to pick it up&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Gross&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pooper &#8211;\u00a0the app for crap? 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